Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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