Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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