Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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