Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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