Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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