All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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