There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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