Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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