I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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