And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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