He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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