they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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