I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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