I look better un-naked...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The struggles of a small town man whore
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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