yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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