chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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