Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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