Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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