Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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