There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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