Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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