My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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