so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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