i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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