i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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