PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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