No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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