Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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