Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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