Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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