So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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