Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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