So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies don't puke and tell
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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