so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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