Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Four minutes until I can fart!
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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