Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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