I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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