This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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