She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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