Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
