Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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