I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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