I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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