Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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