She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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