You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Randomize