i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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