I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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