But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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