I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Randomize
