I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
