at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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