my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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