with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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